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Oct 30Author

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_(mascot)

"Luce has a pet dog named Santino and friends named Fe, Xin, and Sky."

Can't get anymore diverse than that.

Our Jubilee design:

"Jesus has a pet cat named MGGA Cat (Make God Great Again) and friends named Donna, Cueball and Dave."

The Vatican should have used our design. Even though we are lazy, we work cheap!

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Oct 30Author

He (Jesus) loves me when I waste my time by drawing silly cartoons.

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Lyrics to "Jesus is My Friend"

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

I have a friend in Jesus.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

He taught me how to live, my life as it should be.

He taught me how to turn my cheek when people laugh at me.

I've had friends before, and I can tell you that, He's one who will never leave you flat.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

I have a friend in Jesus.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

He taught me how to pray, and how to save my soul.

He taught me how to praise my God and still play rock and roll.

The music may sound different but the message is the same.

It's just the instruments who praise His name.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

I have a friend in Jesus.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Funky guitar riff

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide.

But Jesus came and found me and He touched me down inside.

He is like mountie, He always gets His man, and He'll zap you any way he can.

Zap.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

I have a friend in Jesus.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

He loves me when I'm right, He loves me when I'm wrong.

He loves me when I waste my time by writing silly songs.

He loves me when I'm quiet and I have nothing to say.

He'll love me when I'm perfect if I ever get that way.

Whooo!

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

I have a friend in Jesus.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

Jesus is my friend.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

I have a friend in Jesus.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

J-J-J-Jesus.

Jesus is a friend of mine.

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Oct 29Liked by Napoleon

So incredibly sad.

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wait. ... is that a "heart and crossbones" in the lower left, Tokidoki?

Okay. Well, Jesus is my bess frien. Please Jesus, come nowwwww

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