I'm Just Riffing Here!

Make it Stop!

8/16/24

Today is mine and Napoleon's birthday. Yup we are twins. We are officially old, 58 years, but not old enough to get any senior discounts. We have 7-14 years to go before we get the Wednesday senior discount at the thrift shops.

A sight for sore eyes

Time keeps marching on...

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TIME

Speaking of time marching on, in my neck of the woods, time is marching slower and slower. In my psychotic mind, time has slowed down to a crawl. The hours and minutes are ticking away at a snail's pace.

I noticed the slowing of time three months ago. I mentioned it to Napoleon and she agreed that time has seemed to slow down.

Are we crazy?

Of course we are.

I suppose for the majority of people on the planet who are doing real life things, time goes by fast. But for me and Napoleon, being the slugs we are, time is barely ticking away.

For example, I go to bed at night at 9:00 pm, fall asleep within 10 minutes, I then have about 3-4 crappy dreams and wake up to see that it is only 9:35 pm.

Time moves slowly when your dreams are nightmares

Really? Only 35 minutes passed, as I tossed and turned and fought and screamed at demons in my multiple crappy dreams. It felt like hours to me. It should have been hours. In the past it would have been hours. Instead a measly 35 minutes passed.

Ugh. Another 5.5 hours to go until my cat Rusty begins his screaming caterwauling at 3 am on the dot. Another 5 times to wake up every hour from crappy dreams and watch the clock NOT tick away.

Cuckoo it is 3 am. Rusty says get up!!!

Sleeping is NOT restful for me.

It is not just at night that time moves slowly, during the day time seems to barely move at all. Even my pathetic "who gives a shit" cleaning jobs around the house barely make time move.

For example, in the past I would make myself a vodka tonic at 8 am and get "ready to rumble" with the bathrooms. Usually it would take me until 11:00 am to clean both bathrooms. Now. I am done with both bathrooms by 9:30 am. Not because I am a speed demon at cleaning. Not because I have cut down on the cleaning. I get my cleaning down in less time because I believe time is slowing down.

I now have more time to do less and less.

I have lots of time to do nothing

Each day drags.

By noon I am ready to go to bed, because in my twisted reality it really should be 9 pm.

Speaking of twisted reality...

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MAKE IT STOP!

Check out the new Pfizer RSV poison ad before it is pulled:

Pfizer laughing at YOU for taking its poison

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/fd7u/pfizer-inc-laughter-is-contagious-so-

is-rsv

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Lord Jesus, kill me now.

The worst ad I have ever seen in my life, and I have been alive a long time (and getting longer seeing as time is slowing down).

Screaming cackling witches promoting a poison to maim and kill humans. That's it. That is the ad in a nutshell.

I have a cold, give me some of Pfizer’s poison, stat!

I cannot listen to the demonic sound. It is like a hot knife being buried in my brain. I cannot get to the remote fast enough to mute/turn off the ad.

I went on the dead internet to see if anyone else is commenting about the atrocious evil Pfizer ad.

Nope. No one. All is good on the dead internet. All is good in the world.

It’s just YOU Pug.

Must be me. I am sure it is.

Speaking of must be me...

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THE HIGHWIRE

Check out this video from The Highwire with Del Bigtree.

Dell losing it in a good way

https://thehighwire.com/ark-videos/episode-383-hidden-games/

I have been watching The Highwire on and off since the Covid Me-Too-Freakout in 2020. Lately Del has seemed a bit subdued and lethargic, but The Highwire Episode 383 about the demonic Olympics finally brought out Del's "Make it Stop!" side.

I have been wondering when Del was going to blow up with regard to the demonic forces pushing satanic/gay/trans/medical bioweapons onto humankind. Well...I guess the Olympics opening (and closing) ceremonies finally pushed Del over the edge to finally admit (somewhat) that a spiritual warfare is going on behind the scenes.

We are all just having fun, party pooper Pug!

It is much deeper than just humans being the typical shitheads that we are.

If you search the dead internet, you will find almost nothing about the satanic symbolism in the 2024 Olympic ceremonies.

Nothing to see here.

Nada.

It is all good.

Shut up Pug, you irritate us!

In the old days, before time slowed down and demons ruled the world, you may find a few humans hanging out on Usenet (look up Usenet on the dead internet, oh wait...good luck with *that*), who would comment on the absurdity of life. You could even get into a "conversation" with people and discuss things, such as satanic/gay/trans/medical bioweapons.

That was me 25 years ago. Sad, just sad.

I know...unbelievable.

Or maybe it is just me, and my days posting on Usenet circa 1993-1997 were all just a fantasy and never happened.

God I am old.

Yet time is slowing down and it only took me one hour to write this boring riff, and still it is only 5:30 am.

Pathetic.

Got to laugh.

Or not.