Ship of Porsches

All Aboard Now

Mar 03, 2022

Did you hear about the saga of the Ship of Porsches?

The cargo ship Felicity Ace, caught fire and finally sank to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean taking its 400 million dollar worth of luxury electronic vehicles with it. Sweet! Now that is divine redemption from God to the overlord class waiting on their custom-ordered electric wheels to "green" virtue signal to the rest of us schmucks driving smelly, gas-powered Honda Fits.

IPDIT (Important People Doing Important Things)

Hoisted By Their Own Petard

2/21/22 What's the meaning of the phrase 'Hoisted by your own petard'? Injured by the device that you intended to use to injure others. God certainly has a sense of humor. Three days ago while I was roaming around Bitchute I came across the story of a burning ship in the Atlantic. Must be true if it is on Bitchute, eh…

3 years ago · 3 likes · 5 comments · Pug and Napoleon

If you don't believe God exists and has a sense of humor, this story proves it. I love when God does stuff like this. Apparently He didn't want to sail with this Ship of Porsches. So, in honor of this saga, I give you the apropos lyrics to "Ship of Fools (Porsches)" by World Party:

We're setting sail to the place on the map
From which no one has ever returned
Drawn by the promise of the joker and the fool
By the light of the crosses that burned
Drawn by the promise of the women and the lace
And the gold and the cotton and pearls
It's the place where they keep all the darkness you need
You sail away from the light of the world on this trip, baby
You will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You will pay tomorrow
Oh, oh, oh
Save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools (porsches), no, no
Oh, save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools (porsches), no, no
I want to run and hide right now
Avarice and greed are gonna drive you over the endless sea
They will leave you drifting in the shallows
Or drowning in the oceans of history
Traveling the world, you're in search of no good
But I'm sure you'll build your Sodom like you knew you would
Using all the good people for your galley slaves
As you're little boat struggles through the warning waves, but you don't pay
You will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow, yeah
You're gonna pay tomorrow

Save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools (porsches), no, no, no
Save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools (porsches)
Where's it comin' from?
Oh, where's it goin' to?
It's just a, it's just a ship of fools (porsches)
All aboard now

The Narrow Path

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