King Chuckles
Long may he deign
9-14-22
Rest in peace Queen Elizabeth. You had an extraordinary long reign, now it is time to hand the baton to.........
King Chuckles!
That's right, Prince Charles has waited so long for this and finally it's all HIS. Being an American, I'm no Monarchy enthusiast, in fact the only King I will bow down before is the King of Kings - Our Lord Jesus Christ. However, could the English Monarchy finally be giving the world some humor?
Queen Lizzie was so staid, so "stiff upper lip," so boring. What about King Charles? King Chuck. King Chuckles? Maybe, just maybe, King Chuckles, unknowingly will provide the world with some ongoing laughs just by him being his condescending self. He's off to a rip-roaring start with the saga of the pens. For some reason fountain pens are the bane of King Chuckle's existence - who knew?
First there was the kerfuffle where King Chuckles was signing two massive sheets of paper on a teeny-tiny desk and the pens got in the way.
Chuckles was so dismayed by the pens' presence that he agitatedly motion for an aide "to take the damn things away!" Of course people are saying this goes to show you what a pompous ass Chuckles is that he can't even move the pens off his elfish desk himself. Me, I think King Chuckles seriously just hates pens and the sight of a pen box made him delirious (just watch his facial expression of disgust at the sight of the pens). On the contrary, Chuckles had no problem sharing the wee table with the ink holder.
Who can blame King Chuckles, he's been squirted with ink from fountain pens from day one as the heir-in-chief to the English Monarchy. At least that's what he says, because one day after the pen box fiasco, King Chuckles had a melt-down over yet another leaky fountain pen.
This time Chuckles was having none of it and angrily stood up, shoved the pen at his wife and royally proclaimed:
"I can't bear this bloody thing! Every stinking time."
Poor Chuckles, he has ink on his hands yet again. Still, it's better than having blood on his hands - right?
Which brings me to the World Economic Forum (WEF). Supposedly, King Chuckles is one of the masterminds, wait... just a really rich and well-connected mind... of the WEF. It is said that King Chuckles really wants the world culled of 85% of the population and now has carte-blanche to make it happen.
Well, Chuckles may actually want that to happen, however it won't. God has placed King Charles in Charge for comic relief - just like the 1980's sitcom.1 God has started with the fountain pens and more chuckles are to follow. At least I hope so. We can use some humor in this world, and humor is the best way to take down dictators and fascist regimes.
No, King Chuckles is not the antichrist. He's an old man who can't even operate a fountain pen correctly without coming out looking like he was just booked at the police station. The best thing King Chuckles can do for England and the world is just continue to deign to be himself and give us a chuckle or two.
Oh, and God save the King - from his fountain pens.
The new boy in the neighborhood
Lives downstairs and it’s understood
He’s there just to take good care of me
Like he’s one of the family
Charles in charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I see I want
I want Charles in charge of me
Charles in charge
Of our days and our nights
Charles in charge
Of our wrongs and our rights
And I see I want Charles in charge of me
Charles in charge
Mmm
Did you get a look at those sausage fingers?!
It will be interesting to see what happens with King Chuckles. I bet he doesn't even make it to the coronation. He's been a bad boy and I think the reveal might undo his opportunity.