Breaking Too: Electric Boogaloo
Future's so bright, I gotta smell tuna!
9-5-22
Check! Check one, two! Test! It's electric!
Humanity's future is green 🌏 folks . Remember, electricity just comes out of that outlet in the wall, it doesn't need to be generated. So it is an endless, green 🌏 energy that doesn't have any downsides. Screw you oil, gas, coal and wood energy dinosaurs, with your mining and digging and moving of actual physical items. Ugh, yuk, blech!
There's a new world in town and it's ⚡ Breaking Too: Electric Boogaloo! ⚡ Things will run forever, like magic, no electricity bills, just neon, music, glitter and.... tuna fish?
Why does it smell like tuna fish in here?
Pug and a friend recently took a visit to a newly-built Dollar General out in the sticks where we live and the first thing that hit them was the smell of tuna. Then the next thing that hit them was noticing that all the coolers were empty and not working. Why? This is a brand new store. Being the sleuths that they were, Pug and friend then noticed that the store had no electricity to it, and that it was being run by a diesel generator.
Why no electricity? Who knows? Probably some government edict of new electric hookups and deposits, or some other bullshit of solar panels required, etc. This is New York, where the ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡ runs deep and hard. So, Mr./Ms. Dollar General Franchisee determined it was better to open up running on a non-electric gas generator than to wait forever for the green 🌏 utopia of the ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡ to come around. Yes, in the bright future of the US, expect to walk into empty stores, run on black market generators, and everything smelling like rotting tuna. All because check! check one, two! Test! It's electric!
Then, there was the story of the Washington DC man in his overpriced and underperforming electric vehicle (EV), who ran out of electricity in front of an access road to a West Virginia coal plant whilst he was on a "get away trip" from our nation’s capital, also known as hell. Can you not say that God has a sense of humor? Apparently this EV had the audacity to give up the electric ghost right in front of the outdated and dangerous coal industry. Horrors! Well, lo and behold the soon to be unemployed coal miners had to push the EV up to their guard shed to plug it into the magical outlet and send the ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡ society on its way.
Fun parlor game - spot the EV owner and the manly future of the US:
If that wasn't enough joking by God, after Gruesome Newsome announces his Master Green 🌏 Plan for chucking gas-powered cars out of California by 2035 to be replaced by the shiny EV noted above that can't drive more than 100 miles without its batteries dying, a massive heat wave hits California requiring another government edict whereby EV owners can't charge their cars during "Flex Periods" because there's no electricity. Every time humans have the hubris to say or do something we think is oh-so important, this happens:
The hubris of man to think we can control this earth and everything on it. God gave us this earth, including nasty coal, oil, natural gas, uranium, wood, and other sources of heat and power. Not just solar and wind and magical electricity, which people think is not generated from the nasty elements above. This earth will outlast every single human, no matter what we do to it, and that even includes a nuclear war. Our species may not survive, but the earth will, until God says otherwise.
This whole ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡ is the most ridiculous thing to come from humans since the "covid me-too-freakout™". To require all new houses and businesses to run only on electricity will lead to USSR-style stores with empty shelves, and smelly tuna smells, and in the winter you plebes better wear your parka and two pairs of gloves plus your face masks (cool, it'll protect against the never-ending covid!). Do we think that the US electricity grid that has not been upgraded in half a century, with parts only available from China, is going to handle the green 🌏 utopia of ALL ELECTRICITY ALL THE TIME in the ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡ ? Nope it ain't.
In addition, to require new passenger cars be all electric in ten years will lead to only the wealthy people driving distances, and the rest of us plebes can live in cities and tool around on bicycles, like China. Or the plebes can live like they do in Cuba with underground gas vehicles, parts, and fuel. But expect the green 🌏 overlords to crack down hard on the black market gas economy, because check! check one, two! Test! It's electric!
Humans are so stupid that we don't realize if everything is electric in the ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡ than we will eventually have nothing. No jet fuel planes, no stuff from China, no food. No diesel ships, no stuff from China, no food. No diesel or gas trains, no stuff from China, no food. No diesel or gas trucks, no stuff from China, no food. Human society was developed from multiple heat/power sources derived from the earth. Many different sources makes for a better society. Electricity is not our god. It is not the one, true power source. It will fail as all other fake gods have throughout human history.
According to the Urban Dictionary , ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡ is a phrase typically appended to the title of a sequel from a television or film series to mock its poor quality. The term was originated in the title of the panned 1984 dance film “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo”. This term is quite apt for what we are living through now, with a slight tweak, as it is now ⚡ Breaking Too: Electric Boogaloo! ⚡ Everything in society is breaking down from the power grid, to cars, to new Dollar General stores. But the false gods of the Green 🌏 Utopia and their electric sacrifices are breaking down too. The one and true power source - God will make sure of that.
So in conclusion, if the future is so bright I gotta smell tuna in the ⚡ electric boogaloo ⚡, then I don't want that future.
Break it down!
I am waiting for Tesla's invention of how to harness the power of electricity, to be revealed. Someone out there has the lost documents and they better cough them up. We need help now.